I have no idea what to do with my life, but heres a blog with some porn, some laughs, and some feels.

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cosbyykidd:

latestbutgreatest:

1stdaughterofthechief:

thefemaleandblack:

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

This is my favorite oatmeal!!

Omg I miss this!!
Gotta bring it back.

THIS WAS MY SHIT!

I just saw this in the store yesterday. What do the dinosaur things taste like?

jeantb:

mournthewicked:

tatt0osandpiercings:

justwishbeautiful:

Just because you have tattoos doesn’t mean you don’t have a soft side.

Ugh, so adorable. ehkfbwedfj

I really hate the social stigma of tattoos. It’s fucking ink on your body not a will to murder.
Even my mom said to me once; “Only lower income people get tattoos. You don’t see doctors or lawyers with them.”
That’s because they have them under their lab coat. Or suit. Like, who cares if my doctor has a skull on his arm. Is it hindering his ability to take care of me? No, absolutely not. It’s ink. On his arm. Expressing himself.
I really wish people didn’t hate tattoos so much.

Also tattoos are expensive
Lower income people can’t afford them

(Source: garotos-pecadores)

thepatronsaintofheartache:

tonirotten:

This is such an inappropriate time to be so horny 

(Source: kinginthenorths)

vi9:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my  god

huge trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fired.

No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch

(Source: teresagudice)

skindeap:

gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

I don’t need your fucking opposable thumbs

An intelligent, beautiful woman with a dirty mind that makes you laugh non-stop should be treasured.

(via nicolezai)

mikehatescollege soo me

(Source: lilfellow)

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(Source: human)

He told me
he was afraid of
commitment
with thirteen
tattoos
on his body.

Michelle K., Commitment (via faithtrustandangeldust)

boyzwhat:

Let’s get an amen

(Source: privatediaryofagayboy)

babygoatsandfriends:

Girlfriend’s mice tangle their tails when cuddling - Imgur

babygoatsandfriends:

Girlfriend’s mice tangle their tails when cuddling - Imgur